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A 92-year old fisherman was sitting in his boat on a lake when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up".
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming, when he heard the voice again: "Pick me up".
He looked in the water & there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The old man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, and I'll give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of".
The old man looked at the frog for a short time and then reached over and picked it up, and carefully placed it in his front shirt pocket.
The frog said, "What are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, kiss me and I'll give you sexual pleasures like you've never had!"
The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

Submitted by: PH, Leawood, KS

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