Just three Words  (# 112)

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

(As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

(There are always conditions!)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

(Controlling huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said
"Clean my house."

Submitted by: JB, Overland Park, KS

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