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Aggie down on his luck  (# 160)

There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

He then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground. Signed, "An Aggie."

The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Aggie checked, and, sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Aggie?!"

Submitted by: EAG, San Antonio, Tx

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