Miscellaneous Jokes

The racetrack  (# 180)

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred
horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When
it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one--holding onto their "weewees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th." "No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 4th but thanks for the lift."

Submitted by: LL, Leawood, KS

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