Lady in a bar  (# 187)

Subject: What Do You Think?

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a rural pub. She gestures
alluringly to the bartender. When he arrives, she seductively
signals that he should bring his face closer to hers.
When he does she begins to caress his beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the man replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her
hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes
the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,"
she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips
and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender finally manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers,

"there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Submitted by: JDH, Kansa City, MO

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