Medical Jokes

For Eternity  (# 203)

An unusual funeral took place for a cardiologist. Behind his casket was an enormous red heart. At just the right moment, the heart opened up, the casket rolled into the heart, and the heart then closed, housing forevermore the deceased cardiologist. At this point, laughter was heard and a gynecologist in attendance said "Forgive me. I was just thinking of my own funeral". A proctologist at the funeral suddenly fainted.

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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