Medical Jokes

Putting Up The Shingle  (# 236)

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology". The town council was not happy with the new sign so the doctors changed it to, "Hysterias and Posteriors". This was not acceptable either so, in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". No go! Next they tried, "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again. Then came, "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives". Still no go. How about, "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again. So they tried, "Lost Souls and Ass Holes". Still no go. "Analysis and Anal Cysts". "Nuts and Butts". "Freaks and Cheeks". "Loons and Moons". None worked. At their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be acceptable to the council. "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends". APPROVED

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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