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Right On Time  (# 249)

A mathematician wandered home at 3 AM. His wife became very upset, telling him, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!" The mathematician calmly replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS


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