He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
>while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
She said . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . . " I do not"

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A.. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and >good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do! you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married! women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
Man says to God: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Submitted by: LL, Leawood, KS

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