Law/Political Jokes

Marriage in Heaven  (# 334)

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married,
a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting
outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the
paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they
wonder if they could possibly get married in heaven.

St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter
says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has
ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.>>>> >

The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to
wonder if they really should get married in Heaven,
what with the eternal aspect of it all. What if it doesn't
work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together

St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple,
"you can get married in Heaven."
"Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't
work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the
ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened
"Good Grief!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY
idea how long it's going to take for me to find a

Submitted by: CB, Riner, Va

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