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Ageing Baby Boomers' Hit Songs  (# 336)

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate ageing baby boomers. Among the favorites:

Herman's Hermits; "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees; "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

Bobby Darin; "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

Ringo Starr; "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Roberta Flack; "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash; "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Paul Simon; "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Commodores; "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Marvin Gaye; "I Heard It Through The GrapeNuts"

Procol Harem; "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Leo Sayer; "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

The Temptations; "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Abba; "Denture Queen"

Tony Orlando; "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"

Helen Reddy; "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"

Willie Nelson; "On The Throne Again"

Leslie Gore; "It's My Procedure And I'll Cry if I want to"

Submitted by: js, overland park, ks

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