Miscellaneous Jokes

A Gambling Man  (# 367)

An archaeologist was digging in a desert in Israel when he found a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a world-famous museum to report excitedly, "I've just discovered a three thousand-year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!"

The curator replied, "Bring it in, we'll check it out."

A month later, the curator called the archaeologist. "That's amazing! You were spot on about the mummy's age and cause of death. How on earth did you know?"

"Easy," said the archaeologist. "There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

Submitted by: R.H., Parsons, KS

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