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The Ghost Marriage  (# 473)

Two Ghosts, Ron and Doreen, are sitting on the sofa, watching some dull TV show. They are not exchanging a word. Even to the casual observer it's clear the spark has gone out of their marriage. Unable to stand the silence any longer, Doreen turns to Ron and says.. "you know why our marriage is such a failure Ron?".... "No I don't, you tell me" replies Ron. Doreen says "Well Ron, you just don't take the time to Who-oo-oo-oo me like you used to"

Submitted by: M P, Bedford, UK

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