Old Age Jokes

Midnight Trip  (# 503)

A man bumped his shin on the bedpost on his way back from the bathroom, waking his wife. Apologizing as he readjusted his covers, he complained, "Why is it I have to wake up every night to pee?"
His wife mumbled back, "I guess that's why they call it the wee hours."

Submitted by: sb, Julian, Ca

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